señor pirate

As I was driving to work today my mind wandered, as it is apt to do when bored. Usually my thoughts follow a loose thread of association as they jump from one mental image to another. Today it ended with me bursting out into laughter to my surprise. (Yes I was surprised because apparantly one part of my brain thought of the joke, and the rest of my brain just "got it").

I will recreate the train of thought here and it might seem a bit disjointed, but such is thinking (mine anyway)

It started with the Geoffrey Rush's memorable blurb, "I am disinclined to aquiest to your request".

What a sweet lass Kiera Knightley was. What was it she said? "Forthwith you shall cease hostilities against Port Royale"? Hmm maybe that was the gist of it but I am sure the words are not all correct.

Boy, Orlando Bloom was in this movie wasn't he? Man all the movies he's been in has been miserable, except the ones he co-starred in. It would suck to be known as the world's most bankable co-star -- never doing well in his own movies but the moment he is attached to someone else's, the ratings skyrocket.

Mmmmm Jack Sparrow. (Yes this thought was fairly brief)

Mmmmm Jack Sparrow's Undead Monkey. (Never said free associative thinking was smart)

Mmmmm Barbarosa..

Mmmmm Parrots.

Why do Pirates have Parrots anyway?

You know what's cool? Talk like a Pirate Day. I wonder why there isn't a Talk like a Parrot Day . (Yes my mind drew this association).

It would be funny to talk like a Parrot. Squawk!

If you had a Talk like Pirate Day and a Talk like a Parrot Day, they could be held back to back. One day you're a Pirate, the next you're a Parrot.

How do you introduce yourself to a Pirate with a Parrot in the Carribean?
"Please meet Señor Pirate and Señor Parrot" (spoken with a Spanish accent)

Yeap. I am a genius.