tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:13:38 +0000http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/blogger.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)Blogger248125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-6379555581302754608Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:42:00 +00002008-08-16T21:13:38.622+08:00http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/08/mio-dio-e-agosto.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-728796231070371753Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:56:00 +00002008-06-03T18:58:38.864+08:00From the pantry I can hear... the Ding Dong Mix Nuts and Corn Packets say: "Eat Me" the San Miguel beer sitting the fridge say: "Drink Me" and it takes all the willpower I have to reach for a can of Coke light instead... Update: Have succumbed to the Ding Dongs and eaten FOUR PACKETS, must escape before Mr. Miguel gets mehttp://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/06/like-moth-to-flame.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-4234909039684564950Wed, 28 May 2008 01:53:00 +00002008-05-28T09:56:32.945+08:00New job not going so good. Am struggling to stay afloat. Maybe I don't actually belong in places like these. Am starting to develop allergy of hotels. But the fried rice here is not awful. Same dinner 2 nights in a row. Am going to go for 3 tonight. It is an evil omen when I lose interest in my food. New job has helped me realize that powerpoint is a tool invented by satan to antagonize me.http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/05/work-not-goot.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-9011010898513135672Mon, 05 May 2008 05:37:00 +00002008-05-05T13:42:18.733+08:00After promising myself not to bring up the issue of Pervert Austrian Man during conversation, was forced into a little corner of conversational desperation yesterday. In desperation, I reached into my very shallow pool of conversational smackdown (i.e. like WWE smackdown but between smart geeky people with flabulous bodies), and VOILA!! out came Pervert Austrian Man. In an intellectual http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/05/faux-pax-numero-uno.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-2878104590208134063Sun, 04 May 2008 11:45:00 +00002008-05-04T19:48:39.595+08:00Dear Anwar, Please form federal government soon. Tomorrow would be nice. And after you form federal government please throw this bugger into jail. It's okay, you can use the ISA for this one, we will all close one eye. Thanks ****************** Sunday May 4, 2008 Ministry wants women going abroad alone to get family consent KUALA KLAWANG: Local women intending tohttp://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/05/i-change-my-mind.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-621151955340713651Sun, 04 May 2008 09:32:00 +00002008-05-04T17:36:29.598+08:00No. of Singing Nuns: 0 No. of Lonely Goatherds: 0 No. of Dashingly Handsome Navy Captains called 'Von Trapp': 0 :( Note to self: Do not use story of pervert Austrian man who kept daughter in dungeon for 24 years as ice breaker. Bad. http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/05/day-one-austria.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-434927790676185902Sat, 03 May 2008 00:01:00 +00002008-05-03T08:06:54.773+08:00I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT EUROPEAN AIRLINES. HAVEN'T THEY HEARD OF IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT. DON'T THEY KNOW THAT SIA HAS IN-FLIGHT MONITORS FOR ECONOMY CLASS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHK ALSO WHY ARE THE FLIGHTS SO BLOODY FULL. CAN'T YOU BE LIKE HALF EMPTY SO THAT I CAN PAO THREE SEATS AT ONCE. DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU I hate Lufthansa I hate KLM I heart SIA Relative to Lufthansa and http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/05/bitching-post.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-4532579933730162257Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:48:00 +00002008-04-26T08:55:15.751+08:00Was cheered to read in the papers today Hisham regrets wielding keris, he apologises to all MalaysiansUntil I read this: “To the non-Malays because of the fear to a symbol which was not my intention. And to the Malays for not being able to uphold their symbol of heritage.” 他妈的 I hope Anwar comes in and whips your lily ass.http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/fcktard.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-136162579248815921Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:38:00 +00002008-04-23T17:43:45.456+08:00At the risk of sounding like a very jaded ancient person lamenting about the 'good-old-days', I just want to ask (nobody in particular) whatever happened to The Resume? I mean: One. "Excellent 'writen' and spoken English" - wahlau. Two. "Gained experience thru ..." - damn super gengchau wahlau. u tink resume is lk sms izzit? Three. (My all time favourite, found in the 'Relevant Job Experience' http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/declining-standards.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-5795097069995237541Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:24:00 +00002008-04-18T11:25:58.910+08:00One of the reasons why you wouldn't call my department efficient is because two members of said department have been parked in front of my cubicle discussing how to print a CD cover for the past 24 minutes. JUST PRINT THE GODFORSAKEN THING ALREADY god.http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/efficiency.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-7475985686816914050Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:26:00 +00002008-04-17T17:51:34.965+08:00Criteria Male & Female (Malaysian) - Yes (yes)SPM with credit in English and Bahasa Malaysia or equivalent Yes and Yes Age: between 20 and 30 years old Yes Male: Height minimum 170cm, maximum 183 cm barefoot Not applicable Female: Height minimum 157cm, maximum 170cm barefoot Yes-ish... -_- shurrup Eyesight: 6/9 I'm going to say YES, until I understand the question Good communicational skills Yeshttp://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/job-application.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-3245106504403416238Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:15:00 +00002008-04-15T14:26:37.021+08:00I've decided to bite the bullet and pay alot of moolah for a HARDCOVER version of Terry Pratchett's Making Monay. No you can't search inside. Also I've just bought myself a new badminton racquet which is a Prince Oversize XP which is very expensive. But now that I am unable to find it on google I am getting worried that I paid RM 320 for a what is commonly known as a RIP-OFF. 0_0 Apart from http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/poverty.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-1806643960689183034Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:43:00 +00002008-04-15T09:58:08.290+08:00Hmmm... I've been such a prolific brogger of late that I surprises myself. Maybe its because there are so many things to talk about! Or maybe its just because there is no one to talk to. -_- OkAaaaay, let's not go there. Have been rewatching episodes of Sex in The City which are definitely the opposite of what anti-depressants do. Since I'm teetering towards 30, its really awful to watch Sarahhttp://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/brog-schmorg.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-1080902830020071228Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:09:00 +00002008-04-14T11:10:53.825+08:00I got the heebie-jeebies today after sending my dad a technical paper I thought he would fancy and he replied, "Thank you. I luv such papers..." It is so salah on so many dimensions, I cannot begin to think how.http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/heeby-jeebies.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-1995503323776649215Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:47:00 +00002008-04-11T09:53:04.515+08:00Wendy's has landed in Malaysia. This poses to me a very disconcerting and soul-ripping dilemma. I need to weigh the pros and cons of this: Cons 1. Early death from Heart Attack 2. It is in Sunway Pyramid - grossest vilest shopping Mall in Malaysia, possibly.... THE WORLD 3. I will be giving money to Vincent Tan - grossest vilest excuse for an entrepreneur in Malaysia, possibly.... THE WORLD http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/there-goes-my-cholesterol-management.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-2643246305732463435Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:23:00 +00002008-04-09T09:28:57.376+08:00Yesterday's To do list was a bit of a failure. But nevertheless we will try again, as Randy Pausch says, "brick walls are there to keep all the others (pathetic gits) out (from attaining god-hood and immortality)" Note: words in brackets are mine, not his, but its what he meant so... NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER GIVE IN! hence... Todays TOODOO LIST 1. Finish TWO (2) Chapters of Neverending Report http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/todays-toodoo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-778840749606511352Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:11:00 +00002008-04-08T14:12:38.853+08:00From an actual resume that landed on my desk: http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/why-i-am-confirm-go-to-hell.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-1339587151916165620Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:47:00 +00002008-04-08T08:52:44.156+08:00Okay Serious Post. Five Goals for Today 1. Finish TWO (2) chapters of the Neverending Report 2. Watch my cholesterol intake (this is after having devoured my morning artery clogging Nasi Lemak) 3. Go home early to do my trainin... eegah... Cannot. 3. Go play badminton and then go home early-ish 4. Not blog until I have finished Item 1 above 5. Reading ONE (1) section of the Training Pack http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/okay-serious.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-2316686592978248663Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:20:00 +00002008-04-08T08:36:59.418+08:00Weather: sad, :( I feel really bad because I've been neglecting my dog. She did a doo-doo where doggy doo-doos should not have been done, and hence I have banished her to the ignominious corner of the house where she had to spend her night on the cold hard floor. This morning when I got up to go to work, she cheerfully greeted me and attempted to get back into my good graces by acting cute and http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/feeling-bad.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-7669323839083970378Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:04:00 +00002008-04-08T08:06:26.744+08:00A groundbreaking way to get out of class action suits: "In total, 17,000 shareholders have filed 2,770 claims over the 2000 share sale and a previous issue in 1999, for which a court date has not yet been set. About 1,000 have since withdrawn their claims or died. "http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/ground-breaking-ways.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-6948558752235473289Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:36:00 +00002008-04-04T13:49:07.292+08:00Yesterday, I finally finished the book, When Genius Failed by Roger (is it roger? maybe it's michael, or bert) Lowenstein which chronicled the rise and fall of the hedge fund Long Term Capital Management ("LTCM"). After the book, I felt a great weight lifted off my shoulders and I finally came to peace with myself over my failure in CFA Level 3 due to not covering 3 whole chapters on derivativeshttp://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/when-genius-failed.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-3417826864189438719Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:33:00 +00002008-04-03T17:17:43.917+08:00Weather: Sunny. Just as I thought April was turning out to be a really awful month, I see a headline in The Star that says "Proposal to prosecute non-Muslims for khalwat". This promptly cheered me up to no end. I'm really glad to see Malaysians moving in a positive direction for a change and really pushing for steps to be taken to cure all social ills that currently plague society. Khalwat, (http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/yay-malaysia.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-8997195905981563096Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:09:00 +00002008-04-03T16:30:44.227+08:00Weather: Thunderstorm I'm very stressed. I'm very stressed. I'm very stressed. I'm very stressed. I'm very stressed. I need a cookie. I'm very stressed. I'm very stressed. I'm very stressed. Someone unknot my brain. Please.http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/04/stress-gila.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-5764844193654771239Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:54:00 +00002008-03-31T20:01:41.151+08:00Weather: Slightly Gloomy From now on, I've decided that each of my posts will be preceded by sort of weather forecast. For no good reason really, just Because I Can, which of late has disturbingly become my guiding principle in life. I hope this phase, like my obsessive Chu Yok Fun phase passes quite quickly as it has wrecked minor havocs in my life, mostly because I've embarked on multiple http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/03/my-library.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-2492488471806661147Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:23:00 +00002008-03-25T20:24:06.022+08:00But haven't decided what to do with it. If I do with it at all.http://www.code-poets.org/dr-evil/2008/03/new-brog.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Godzilla The Lizard King)