tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34046692009-10-26T01:21:30.912+08:00i want to be somewhere else tooGodzilla The Lizard Kingnoreply@blogger.comBlogger265125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-6491511956137711192009-08-01T10:50:00.002+08:002009-08-01T11:02:58.768+08:00

Day 1 after traumatic robbery incidentSo the mother is recovering slightly. There is something strangely therapeutic about being able to repeat the story of the robbery in great detail over and over again to various relatives and friends as they troop in and out of the house, partly in worry, and partly in curiosity about the incident. As she retells it, things always get the wee bit more

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The thing about having your house broken into (while your mom was still inside and tied up and other fun things of that nature) is that it makes you think. Highlights of my unstoppable brain rant: 1. My dogs are completely uselessAs I wait here on my couch for my parents to return from their almost certainly futile trip to the friendly, but highly useless, police station, my dogs are draping

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me: I got promotedparents: oh. what are you now?me: associateparents: oh. i thought you already were an associateme: no i was a junior associateparents: oh. me: ....(silence)parents: when are you getting marriedme: -_-

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My last memory of Gong gong is that of me getting up to leave my aunt's house. He was in Singapore for cancer treatment, and I was visiting during the last school holiday before my final secondary school exam. I got up to leave, and said goodbye. And then...He took my hand. He had never taken my hand ever. And he took it then. He looked at me, and held it for a while. I wanted to cry, but I

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OMFG!KRISPY KREME IS COMING TO TOWNthis is part of a diabolical plan to fatten and then eat me.by someone very diabolical.

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My goal for the next few months is to create a reputation for myself that will inspire fear and loathing in the travel office people. On a scale of 1 to 10, I am currently scoring a very respectable 8 in the fear and loathing axis. A 10 would be when they stop answering my emails.You say, "Pfft, it's so easy peasy to inspire fear and loathing!"But I beg to differ. You see, in order to inspire

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So apparently Last Blog Post Day was an Angry Day... (NooooO? really?) Well yes. A friend lost a job, and in a very very nasty way, so it was well deserved. I DESERVE THE RIGHT TO RANT. It's called democracy.Today, is Tired Day. I am very tired. I have also run out of clean underwear, which makes things rather difficult, and tomorrow morning I shall be faced with an Impossible Dilemma between

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So I lied, that day was not a tough day. Today is. Today a colleague got... or didn't get her contract extended. And she got a week and a half notice. Which on a scale of 10 to fucking shitty, was fucking shitty. So I don't fully understand why I'm so completely bowled over by this. I mean. We are in terrible times indeed. But I just can't help but think perhaps I would not have done it the same

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well... Today was a crappy day

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Recently, Mr P went on a holiday. He was pretty nervous it being his first trip overseas, but excitement propelled his little feathered behind along. Mr P at the LCCT!Mr P in AirAsia!Mr P makin friends with Mr H!Mr P hangs out at Tonle Sap! (which is a lake that looks eerily like an oceanmmm...

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Deuteronomy is one of the five books that make up the Old Testament. Inspired by the vocabularic similarity to my word flavour of the year(see: 'diu')I decided to wiki it (yes, wiki is now a kata kerja). Of the many contents, my favourite is:"Prohibition against wives making a groin attack on their husband's adversary"This I think speaks of either volumes of common practice during 7 century BC

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i need to find better ways to spend my free time

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Am feeling a bit diu-ed about work. Sick of all these high level airy fairy hand waving. It feels like group therapy, where everybody wants to explore their 'feelings' and 'emotions', except we get paid for it.Wish someone would roll up their sleeves and fix the diu-ing problem, looking beyond temporary blips. I mean, diu, whatever happened to the catch phrase of this century:

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Super diu. Just found out that I've been barred access to this website from my office computer. All i can say is this is massive mega diu-ing shite that I'm in.How did my IT dept find me? Have they been monitoring my online activities? Diu to the power of infinity!I need to do some serious damage control

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So I'm basically on holiday now, and hating every minute of it. Which makes me a complete MORON of the first class order. I mean, who hates holidays? Apparently me. The Grinch.I mean I wake up in the morning, and have so much difficulty deciding what to do with the rest of the day that I basically fall asleep considering my options. And then when I reawake, I stumble down to forage for food

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TA MA DEi can't seem to post any picturesdiu

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I mean, what I really want to do right now, like RIGHT NOW, would be to write this blog post in german.Yarh. Deustche. Yarh.But unfortunately since I can neither speak, read nor write German, I shall have to resort to just writing this blog post in English, but with a German accent.Nuanced.I don't really know why I've been so crazy uninspired about blogging lately.(and there she abruptly ends the

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From the pantry I can hear...the Ding Dong Mix Nuts and Corn Packets say: "Eat Me"the San Miguel beer sitting the fridge say: "Drink Me"and it takes all the willpower I have to reach for a can of Coke light instead...Update: Have succumbed to the Ding Dongs and eaten FOUR PACKETS, must escape before Mr. Miguel gets me

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New job not going so good.Am struggling to stay afloat.Maybe I don't actually belong in places like these.Am starting to develop allergy of hotels.But the fried rice here is not awful. Same dinner 2 nights in a row. Am going to go for 3 tonight.It is an evil omen when I lose interest in my food.New job has helped me realize that powerpoint is a tool invented by satan to antagonize me. yes. just

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After promising myself not to bring up the issue of Pervert Austrian Man during conversation, was forced into a little corner of conversational desperation yesterday. In desperation, I reached into my very shallow pool of conversational smackdown (i.e. like WWE smackdown but between smart geeky people with flabulous bodies), and VOILA!! out came Pervert Austrian Man.In an intellectual

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Dear Anwar,Please form federal government soon. Tomorrow would be nice.And after you form federal government please throw this bugger into jail. It's okay, you can use the ISA for this one, we will all close one eye.Thanks******************Sunday May 4, 2008 Ministry wants women going abroad alone to get family consent KUALA KLAWANG: Local women intending to travel

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No. of Singing Nuns: 0No. of Lonely Goatherds: 0No. of Dashingly Handsome Navy Captains called 'Von Trapp': 0:(Note to self: Do not use story of pervert Austrian man who kept daughter in dungeon for 24 years as ice breaker. Bad.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT EUROPEAN AIRLINES. HAVEN'T THEY HEARD OF IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT. DON'T THEY KNOW THAT SIA HAS IN-FLIGHT MONITORS FOR ECONOMY CLASS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHKALSO WHY ARE THE FLIGHTS SO BLOODY FULL. CAN'T YOU BE LIKE HALF EMPTY SO THAT I CAN PAO THREE SEATS AT ONCE. DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOUI hate LufthansaI hate KLMI heart SIARelative to Lufthansa and KLM, I

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Was cheered to read in the papers todayHisham regrets wielding keris, he apologises to all MalaysiansUntil I read this:“To the non-Malays because of the fear to a symbol which was not my intention. And to the Malays for not being able to uphold their symbol of heritage.”他妈的I hope Anwar comes in and whips your lily ass.

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