Because I can't do this in real life
and need to blow off steam.
Message from New Idiot Director, henceforth known as "Dumbass Director":
"Understand you girls want to retype the feasibility study. Pls just find recognition software to read the scanned file and edit accordingly."
What I wanted to reply:
"Dear Dumbass, we are not retyping the feasibility study. We are writing a feasibility report. These are two very different things. One involves almost no work. The other, alot. The old study was done in 1996 (12 years ago! In case you can't count). Much has changed since. A feasibility study is a complex multi-faceted document combining economic, technical and financial analysis. But I don't suppose you can understand or appreciate this, on account of you being a dumbass. Dumbass."
"If I remember correctly, you are not my boss. You do not sign my paychecks. You do not determine my promotion. You do not even sit in the same office. Do not tell me how to do my work. Do not treat me like a moron. And also, if you promise not to refer to me as 'girl', I will not refer to you as 'Dumbass'. Thanks"
"DuuuUDDe!! SeEErHYE-ously??? RECOGNITION software???!!! Blows my mind dude!! Wow! Technology ROCKS! (insert air guitar move)"
"What 'feasibility study' is? What 'recognition'? What 'software'? What 'accordingly'? Who you?"
What I did in real life
Wrote his phone number in the gents wall, "For good time, call 019-xxx xxxx"
Message from New Idiot Director, henceforth known as "Dumbass Director":
"Understand you girls want to retype the feasibility study. Pls just find recognition software to read the scanned file and edit accordingly."
What I wanted to reply:
"Dear Dumbass, we are not retyping the feasibility study. We are writing a feasibility report. These are two very different things. One involves almost no work. The other, alot. The old study was done in 1996 (12 years ago! In case you can't count). Much has changed since. A feasibility study is a complex multi-faceted document combining economic, technical and financial analysis. But I don't suppose you can understand or appreciate this, on account of you being a dumbass. Dumbass."
"If I remember correctly, you are not my boss. You do not sign my paychecks. You do not determine my promotion. You do not even sit in the same office. Do not tell me how to do my work. Do not treat me like a moron. And also, if you promise not to refer to me as 'girl', I will not refer to you as 'Dumbass'. Thanks"
"DuuuUDDe!! SeEErHYE-ously??? RECOGNITION software???!!! Blows my mind dude!! Wow! Technology ROCKS! (insert air guitar move)"
"What 'feasibility study' is? What 'recognition'? What 'software'? What 'accordingly'? Who you?"
What I did in real life
Wrote his phone number in the gents wall, "For good time, call 019-xxx xxxx"
