triale deux

So I'm basically on holiday now, and hating every minute of it. Which makes me a complete MORON of the first class order. I mean, who hates holidays?

Apparently me. The Grinch.

I mean I wake up in the morning, and have so much difficulty deciding what to do with the rest of the day that I basically fall asleep considering my options. And then when I reawake, I stumble down to forage for food before falling asleeping Considering My Options again... and repeat.

This has been my life for the past few days.

Undisciplined individuals should NEVER be allowed to take holidays unless they are on holidays that have strict schedules with Other People around to make sure you don't walk around in musty clothes and crazy hair and stoinking breath.

I hope that when Najib becomes Prime Minister, that he will make this into an Act, i.e. Holiday Act 2009 for undisciplined people. I also hope that a large portal will open between this world and a parallel universe where elves and dwarves (putting aside their major differences) will troop through searching for the One To Rule Them All (i.e. me) then I will set about ruling the world with my Ring and fleet of gold, silver and bronze dragons, and citadels. My army would consist of the undead and very ugly orcs and goblins, but I would force them to do good things, like knit, so it would be like Reform School for the Bad. The first thing I would do is fix this Global Warming Shite and make Al Gore my Prime Minister of the Universe, and make Bush my Office Maid.

Obama would need to go through a Probation Period, but would likely end up in charge of the Soviet Union. Hilary Clinton can have Australia. Lee Kuan Yew would need a Youth and Immortality Potion and I would make him in charge of China as long as he doesn't look like Fu Manchu. I would revive Kurt Vonnegut from the dead - as long as his body is in an acceptable state of decay, and make him in charge of Literature and War (so there would be none). I would give Tina Fey America. I would sort of merge south east asia into one large country, and quietly wipe one city from this new country off the face of the earth, by packing all the nice people into a large ark (ei, its been done before okay) while flooding the city - needless to say, the ark would not contain anyone from civil service or politics.

Maybe some animals too, but I'd need to ponder that one for a little bit. Maybe some rabbits on account of their breedability, and the ark people would need to eat.

Very ambitious am I.

On a completely unrelated note, here are some pictures from my recent trip to Laos. They are not very good, but as Mr. Biteme would say "Bite Me" Looking for George II ain't easy. I found Mr Biteme hanging around one of the many temples in Laos trying to blend into the background, obviously he had a 'complex' on account of looking rather doofy looking rather than angry and imposing as a door guardian should. I think he tries to make up for it with a haughty demeanor, but really, all you see is Mr. Doofy-Tries-Too-Hard
I don't blame im. Wish I could say the same.