Job Application

Criteria

1. Male & Female (Malaysian) - Yes (yes)
2. SPM with credit in English and Bahasa Malaysia or equivalent Yes and Yes
   
3. Age: between 20 and 30 years old Yes
   
4. Male: Height minimum 170cm, maximum 183 cm barefoot Not applicable
   
5. Female: Height minimum 157cm, maximum 170cm barefoot Yes-ish... -_- shurrup
   
6. Eyesight: 6/9 I'm going to say YES, until I understand the question
   
7. Good communicational skills Yes. I'm also good at powerpoint which is an important Communication Tool
   
8. Happy, fun personality Yes-a-doodle-doo. I am a certified Fun-aholic, Fun-tastic, FUN FACTORY
9. Fluent Spoken English and Bahasa Malaysia Yes and Yes o_O

My Application Letter:

Dear Whom It May Concern,

Application for Position of FLIGHT ATTENDANT on AIR ASIA

Firstly please allow me to congratulate you for the recent award you received, Airline Of The Year 2007. Even though the award is only for airlines in the Asia Pacific, I still laud and congratulate you because it is a big achievement to be recognized in spite of your shitty level of service.

With reference to the above, I would like to apply for the position of FLIGHT ATTENDANT on your Low Cost Carrier Airline, Air Asia. I understand that you have many talented, beautiful, career-minded young people on your crew, and I would LOVE the opportunity to be part of your team.

I feel that I have many suitable qualities that will allow me to fit right into the AIR ASIA FLIGHT ATTENDANT family. For example, I am bossy, I always look extremely bored, I wear hideous shades of eye makeup and I always wear clothing that are two sizes too small for me. These are only a selected few of the many AIR ASIA FLIGHT ATTENDANT-qualities that I possess!

I understand that you also lack a career progression plan for your FLIGHT ATTENDANTs. This is perfect for me because I want to be an AIR ASIA FLIGHT ATTENDANT for the Rest of My Life. I cannot imagine a more perfect and satisfying future than one that allows me the neverending opportunity to be rude to paying customers for the rest of my years here on God's Great Earth.

I hope you will give my application its due consideration. I am available for interviews anytime. I have also attached a list of people that I have insulted and been snotty to over the past few years in case you wish to call for references to how well I would suit your wonderful culture.

Yours humbly

emy future family... :) yay