Feeling Bad

Weather: sad, :(

I feel really bad because I've been neglecting my dog. She did a doo-doo where doggy doo-doos should not have been done, and hence I have banished her to the ignominious corner of the house where she had to spend her night on the cold hard floor.

This morning when I got up to go to work, she cheerfully greeted me and attempted to get back into my good graces by acting cute and trying to get into my car as usual.

But I steeled myself and looked at her angrily and sternly told her she was a Bad Dog. When I drove out of the porch, she sat there sadly wondering what hath gone wrong.

Now I feel bad because I cannot wipe off that sad doggy face from my brain.Tonight when I go home, I will shower her with love and affection to make up for the awful neglect. She will also get one extra Egg Yolk that she likes even though she is on the verge of being Grossly Obese.

Happier Times (not for Conrad)

Poop would feel thoroughly disgusted by this post.