I have to put down my dog.

I've discovered, with the help of my stealthy new camera, that my dog is actually, an EVIL KILLING MACHINE!!!

Note the evilness:

1. Pretends to be friendly waggy little dog with the 'Can I come in face?'


2. Comes into room and pretends to fall asleep

3. While I sleepeth, she sneaks up onto my bed...

4. And tries to DEVOUR me with the deadly Fangs of Death


Shocking.

*** I have decided not to put her down after all. I will just have to battle the Fangs of Death night after night after night.