I'm a MOVIE STAR

My idiot brother set up a google analytics account which lets me see statistics about people visiting this highly informative and educational site and other relevant information about them like their credit card numbers and whether they shower on a daily basis (all I can say is... SHAME ON YOU!)

So I never really bother with it because I know how many people visit my site (about 237.8 million daily) so there's nothing to track. But I was kind of free today (aka busy but Procrastinating) so I checked it out.

Apparently there is like ONE DUDE who checked out like 20 PAGES! MaaaaaN.

I'm being stalked.

I feel like a movie star. I'm going to get a court order.

I hope its not my brother, that would greatly diminish my brightly shining movie stardom.

Last line says: 20+ plus pages, 1 person = STALKER!

Actually I've just discovered that I have 7 unique visitors: Brother, Betta, L, Freak, PJ, MyCoffee and one REMAINING ONE.. which has to be the... STALKER!!!!!