Random thoughts on Freak's Wedding
Just realized, I have to share the MC limelight at Freak's Wedding with a very tall person, so my first task will be to get extremely high heels, and probably a little platform that I can stand on while we talk.
Will also have to remember to talk to the lighting guy, because I heard somewhere that the correct lighting actually makes you look taller/shorter/fatter/less jabba-like.
Also am practicing my Chinese. I've decided on an accent, which is Beijing accent, I just have to find a Beijing person to practice with. My dad would probably be a good candidate. He's not actually from Beijing, but he occasionally likes to have that affected accent because he knows it annoys the crap out of my mom and I.
I have also decided against wearing the Digi man costume, because I'm so sick of their ads now. Instead, I'm going to go as Optimus Prime. But I will have to make my own costume, probably out of manila cardboard and Buncho poster colour. It will be so cool! Betta will help me she's good at arts and crafts.
Also I hope I don't oversleep, as that has happened before.
I have yet to buy a present. Briefly considered wrapping myself in a box with a ribbon... haha! But then decided that they would probably suspect, and not open the box, and I would suffocate and die. Maybe I could make a present... like a slightly-used OPTIMUS PRIME COSTUME...
Ok. I'm super bo liao today.
Will also have to remember to talk to the lighting guy, because I heard somewhere that the correct lighting actually makes you look taller/shorter/fatter/less jabba-like.
Also am practicing my Chinese. I've decided on an accent, which is Beijing accent, I just have to find a Beijing person to practice with. My dad would probably be a good candidate. He's not actually from Beijing, but he occasionally likes to have that affected accent because he knows it annoys the crap out of my mom and I.
I have also decided against wearing the Digi man costume, because I'm so sick of their ads now. Instead, I'm going to go as Optimus Prime. But I will have to make my own costume, probably out of manila cardboard and Buncho poster colour. It will be so cool! Betta will help me she's good at arts and crafts.
Also I hope I don't oversleep, as that has happened before.
I have yet to buy a present. Briefly considered wrapping myself in a box with a ribbon... haha! But then decided that they would probably suspect, and not open the box, and I would suffocate and die. Maybe I could make a present... like a slightly-used OPTIMUS PRIME COSTUME...
Ok. I'm super bo liao today.
3 Comments:
Perhaps right before Alice and Chen Hou do their wedding march, u can yell 'Transform and Roll Out!!'.
bahahaha.....that's very funny Pei Jir.
we'll have a midget Optimus Prime as our commandar, pretty sad, no?
^
|______ authentic beijing accent.
you think that might help with the macbook?
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alright worth a try.
oh im serious about the accent though, not affected or faked in any sorta way. **proud** and we beijing-ers like macbooks! oh that and peking ducks.
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