Young grasshopper

I have recently mastered the art of "Tai Ji Chuan" which is very difficult form of ancient martial arts that is very handy in office environments.

Observe.

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Boss: (Summons me into room and shows me large complicated spreadsheet). I want you to analyze all these scenarios and show me to results. I've prepared the table and I'm going to email it over, so all you have to do is run the numbers and fill them in alright?
Me : Ok

Exit boss.

Me: (Picks up phone, and in fierce voice) Oi Financial Advisor. You are on retainer right? Not hourly basis right.
FA: (In very dulan voice) Yes....
Me: Ok. I send you this table ok? You fill it up ok? Faster ok? I still have your check for last month. Hostage. Bai.

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Voila! Perfect execution. I'm damn good la.

Hooi-say... I puUuuuuuSh alll my wooork awwwaaaay

Taijichuan, good for lazy bastards like meself.


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Emotional Eating Tracker (how i'm faring today)
Bowls of noodles : 4 (hokkien mee x 2, yin yong kong fu chow, yee mee)
Packets of nasi lemak : 1
No. of mentos ice gum bits : 12
Cups of coffee : 2.3 (0.7 sitting on desk, fermenting)
No. visits to masak-masak.blogspot.com : 5

Results: NUGOOT