Why I have self esteem issues
Act 1: Nice Pleasant Chirpy Email from Baby Sister to Big Brother asking for Teeny Tiny Weeny Favour
------- Original Message -------
On 6/15/2007 6:09 PM ehk wrote:
Hey brother,
I ordered 6 shirts from Brooks, and need to return 2 because I ordered the wrong fit. Can you please send the two back. It's a plain blue, and a plain white. They should look exactly the same apart from the colour.
I also ordered another oxford white shirt, but don't send that back! Make sure you send the correct white one o_O.
In return I will send you my super canggih badminton racquet. Thanks! You the shit!
SEND THESE TWO BACK
361V NON-IRON NEW CLASSIC SHIRT 1 1
FNBL 02 FOUNTAIN BLUE/01205026
361V NON-IRON NEW CLASSIC SHIRT 1 1
PINK 02 PINK/0120402
Act 2: Horrible Brother Threatens Nice Baby Sister
------- Original Message -------
On 6/21/07, Tierrie wrote:
OH MY FUCKING GOD. YOU PAID 60 BUCKS FOR SHIRTS MADE IN MALAYSIA. MOTHER IS GOING TO KILL YOU. I HAVE TO DISPOSE OF THE INVOICE. YOU OWE ME BIG TIME.
Act 3: Horrible Brother Insults Nice Baby Sister
------- Original Message -------
On 6/21/07, Tierrie wrote:
Also you suck balls at giving instructions. There was only ONE white shirt in it and I was about to return it until I read your email to that customer service. Its a BLUE and a PINK shirt you want returned dumbass
------- Original Message -------
On 6/15/2007 6:09 PM ehk wrote:
Hey brother,
I ordered 6 shirts from Brooks, and need to return 2 because I ordered the wrong fit. Can you please send the two back. It's a plain blue, and a plain white. They should look exactly the same apart from the colour.
I also ordered another oxford white shirt, but don't send that back! Make sure you send the correct white one o_O.
In return I will send you my super canggih badminton racquet. Thanks! You the shit!
SEND THESE TWO BACK
361V NON-IRON NEW CLASSIC SHIRT 1 1
FNBL 02 FOUNTAIN BLUE/01205026
361V NON-IRON NEW CLASSIC SHIRT 1 1
PINK 02 PINK/0120402
Act 2: Horrible Brother Threatens Nice Baby Sister
------- Original Message -------
On 6/21/07, Tierrie wrote:
OH MY FUCKING GOD. YOU PAID 60 BUCKS FOR SHIRTS MADE IN MALAYSIA. MOTHER IS GOING TO KILL YOU. I HAVE TO DISPOSE OF THE INVOICE. YOU OWE ME BIG TIME.
Act 3: Horrible Brother Insults Nice Baby Sister
------- Original Message -------
On 6/21/07, Tierrie wrote:
Also you suck balls at giving instructions. There was only ONE white shirt in it and I was about to return it until I read your email to that customer service. Its a BLUE and a PINK shirt you want returned dumbass
Act 4: Horrible Brother Being Bo Liao
------- Original Message -------
On 6/21/07, Tierrie wrote:
I am still thinking of mean things to say, hang on. This email is just a filler.
Ok the process wasn't too hard so I ran out of mean things to say. But according to that thing they will deduct 5.95 for postage.
For christ sakes, don't buy clothes made in Malaysia from America if you live in Malaysia. The stupidity boggles the mind. I mean, if Spock knew about this, he'll be like all "RAWR I FEEL THE PON-FARR FROM THIS LOGICAL STUPIDITY"
------- Original Message -------
On 6/21/07, Tierrie wrote:
I am still thinking of mean things to say, hang on. This email is just a filler.
Act 4: Horrible Brother Invokes Spirit of Spock - BLASPHEMY!
------- Original Message -------
On 6/21/07, Tierrie wrote:
------- Original Message -------
On 6/21/07, Tierrie wrote:
Ok the process wasn't too hard so I ran out of mean things to say. But according to that thing they will deduct 5.95 for postage.
For christ sakes, don't buy clothes made in Malaysia from America if you live in Malaysia. The stupidity boggles the mind. I mean, if Spock knew about this, he'll be like all "RAWR I FEEL THE PON-FARR FROM THIS LOGICAL STUPIDITY"
9 Comments:
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Spending 60 dollars on a Malaysian made shirt is a cardinal sin in our family. Right next to murder and watching TV past 12am.
Also it was 60 bucks per shirt. I mean, seriously.
It lasts damn long can?
aiyah can lah wah liao eh
i don't speak your language wut!
=O 60 bucks per shirt is quite steep. and admit it, your shirts can't last long, cuz you always stain them before you even realize you've wore them so often that you need to wash them.
too bad Malaysia's weather doesn't allow your old sweater-over-the-shirt trick to cover up the map you make on your shirts.
LOL!!! Freakazoid... you know me all too well... ALL TOO WELL... and it disturbs me that what holds true 5 years ago... still holds true today (re: shirt staining) sigh
Ok this is totally not related. "Anakku" bib - RM9.90...
i have read this part over n over again...multiple times! and still it makes no sense to me. can some please explain to me what in the world is he trying to say here? ahhh is it some sort of tongue-twister excercise?
"For christ sakes, don't buy clothes made in Malaysia from America if you live in Malaysia."
She lives in Malaysia. Check.
She bought Shirts from America. Check.
They were made in Malaysia. Check.
Basically they were made by some uncle in some Kajang factory for like 5 ringgit, which he sold to some ang mo for like 15 ringgit. Then the ang mo ship it to USA, where he sells it for like 4 thousand ringgit. Where my sister decides to buy it despite being able to walk like 2 miles to the actual factory and get it for like 200 times cheaper.
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