We are moving
Office that is. For some reason, in my one half years here, I have managed to accumulate a whole mountain of useless documents and files and other assorted knick-knacks. When I started this job, I inherited a small molehill of useless documents and files and other assorted knick-knacks which is now a Mountain! (Achievement? I think yes!! :) ). Other disturbing items I have unearthed while packing:
Half eaten packet of crumbling digestive biscuits: Contemplated just finishing them off instead of having to move them to new office, until remembered that biscuits were purchased about the same time I started work. o_O. Was saved from Death By Digestives experience. Whew.
Medium-large unhappy looking Japanese Doll holding umbrella (broken): Was excessively puzzled by presence of doll until remembered that was farewell present from former colleagues which had to be moved from place of prominence on desk to make was for useless documents and files
A very large packet of rubberbands: Still puzzling
Black pencil case filled with dried up ball point pens, erasers, clips, post-it notes: Was this an abandoned attempt to steal office stationery? Would not put it past myself, although have matured since then and mastered the art of cooly taking things from stationery horde and placing them directly in bag (after office hours)
One used chewing gum wrapped in tissue (spearmint): o_O So gross!!! Why??? Why????
Half eaten packet of crumbling digestive biscuits: Contemplated just finishing them off instead of having to move them to new office, until remembered that biscuits were purchased about the same time I started work. o_O. Was saved from Death By Digestives experience. Whew.
Medium-large unhappy looking Japanese Doll holding umbrella (broken): Was excessively puzzled by presence of doll until remembered that was farewell present from former colleagues which had to be moved from place of prominence on desk to make was for useless documents and files
A very large packet of rubberbands: Still puzzling
Black pencil case filled with dried up ball point pens, erasers, clips, post-it notes: Was this an abandoned attempt to steal office stationery? Would not put it past myself, although have matured since then and mastered the art of cooly taking things from stationery horde and placing them directly in bag (after office hours)
One used chewing gum wrapped in tissue (spearmint): o_O So gross!!! Why??? Why????
3 Comments:
are you moving into an office? or is the whole office moving??
i'm the 3rd in line for an office. need to kill off some old fart who refuse to leave here and doesn't do shit.
not that i do shit either, but at least i'll have much better use of the privacy from a freaking door.
Some renovation crap going on. I wish I could have my own office, then I could blog at leisure without having to constantly watch over my shoulder for hovering boss. There he goes again
work from home lah
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