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shaz has a nu show
You know, because this blog records such incredibly unbelievable readership statistics, I've decided to lend a hand to the not-so-famous Shazzeroni and plug her new exciting upcoming show in Sydney, Australia. Assuming a 50% take-up rate of my readers, this blog will then be able to successfully help HER attract 1.5 persons to her show.
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Actually, I have to subtract Shaz because she is actually doing the show, so it now becomes 1.0 person. But then when you take the fact that both Person 1.0 and Person 2.0 who are NOT Shaz, do not live in Sydney, that kind of leaves me with... 0 persons.
:(
Dammit. Have to get more readers.
On a more serious note :| - If you DO HAPPEN to be in Sydney, I suggest you check this out. Take pictures with it, and attempt to steal her work from the gallery, because mind you, one day, it will be worth...BILLIONS. I'm not kidding ok. I nick stuff from her All The Time, that's basically my Retirement Plan after having lost faith in Malaysia's Employee Provident Fund (which is doing a shite job).
2 Comments:
oh i forgot to ask, lily wanted to know if you wanted to hook up with a singer dude from china.
i said gno way, but i thought i'd ask
As a rule, I try not to hook up with song singing people, because I look stupid when I karaoke with them, and we all know how I hate to lose.
Unless he is v. cute and drives a Mini Cooper.
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