Things I Have Done in Lieu of Studying for CFA

1. Watched Pirates of the Carribean premiere during "study leave"

2. Marathon Star Trek movies on Cinemax

3.Fantasized about marrying Spock (Commander, the Admiral version was slightly flabby and less of tasty man candy)

4. Learned how to play "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam on dusty old old guitar lying around the house

5. Badminton

6. Formulated extensive and thorough plan for world domination (mien secret, not to be revealed on this very popular blog with many thousands and billions of readers)

7. Spent many hours lying on bed, staring at ceiling, thinking about how I should approach my impending failure. Options:

a) With flair: Stand up suddenly in exam hall exclaiming " I can't believe this shit! I thought this was supposed to be HARD!" and storm out, or
b) In a disturbing manner: Bring colour pencils to highlight important terms for subjective paper. Illustrate answers with diagrams. When unsure, draw a large puzzled looking baby giraffe. Colour it blue. or
c) With grace: Sit there and start to weep quietly with sadness


And those... were the most benign of the lot. When will I ever truly stop sabotaging my life?