backin the cesspool of DOOM
Hi! (waves)
Here I am again.
About the same place where I was a year ago. Immersed in what can only be described as a very large pool of Shit. Why do I always subject myself to long drawn out periods of absolute torture where I spend many unproductive hours staring at walls and freaking out at coming exams, and then potter off to do something completely unrelated like watching STAR TREK: The Original Series.
Why?
WHYYYYY????
Is it because I am:
a) A masochistic sadist
b) A lazy bastard
c) The Lord of Procrastination Central
d) All of the above
I would personally go for (d).
Why am I still taking exams? WHY WHY WHY??? I don't understand. All this exam taking nonsense was supposed to end with CE594: Transportation Systems Analysis taking during the Fall Semester of 2002. An exam which I ACED by the way!!! (ok, so there was this niggling little detail about how the professor's lazy ass likes to duplicate past year exam questions, which I had a copy of... but still.. ACED ok?).
Now I'm going to fail.
I can see it coming. People are going to ask, "Hey, how's your CFA coming"
And I'll be like, "I failed. Shut up and Go Away. You're very ugly and have body odour. Nobody loves you. Not even your own mother."
Of course the logical thing to do, would be to shut up, glue my lard ass to my chair and study like CrAzy. But here I am. (Hello!) Bloggin.
OI!
Here I am again.
About the same place where I was a year ago. Immersed in what can only be described as a very large pool of Shit. Why do I always subject myself to long drawn out periods of absolute torture where I spend many unproductive hours staring at walls and freaking out at coming exams, and then potter off to do something completely unrelated like watching STAR TREK: The Original Series.
Why?
WHYYYYY????
Is it because I am:
a) A masochistic sadist
b) A lazy bastard
c) The Lord of Procrastination Central
d) All of the above
I would personally go for (d).
Why am I still taking exams? WHY WHY WHY??? I don't understand. All this exam taking nonsense was supposed to end with CE594: Transportation Systems Analysis taking during the Fall Semester of 2002. An exam which I ACED by the way!!! (ok, so there was this niggling little detail about how the professor's lazy ass likes to duplicate past year exam questions, which I had a copy of... but still.. ACED ok?).
Now I'm going to fail.
I can see it coming. People are going to ask, "Hey, how's your CFA coming"
And I'll be like, "I failed. Shut up and Go Away. You're very ugly and have body odour. Nobody loves you. Not even your own mother."
Of course the logical thing to do, would be to shut up, glue my lard ass to my chair and study like CrAzy. But here I am. (Hello!) Bloggin.
OI!

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HAIL TO THE NERD QUEEN!!!!!!
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