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Freaky Alice has asked me to be the MC for her wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've started working on my opening remarks:

"Guests! Parents! Aunties! Uncles! Friends! Waiters! AV guy! Photo man! Random people who have accidentally wandered into this wedding hall! Welcome to Freaky Alice and Freaky Hou's Big Night! On this day, they are joined in Holy Matrimony, or should I say, UN-holy Matrimony (insert look of alarm here). And I say that because of the Freaky Babies that will spawn from this joining of two very Freaky individuals.

Before I begin, I would like to thank Freaky Alice for giving me this opportunity to be her MC. Obviously Freaky Alice has not hung out with me for a long time, and has forgotten what I actually am like in real life, or she would have known better!! But I am here, so it is too late (insert evil laughter)."


That's all I thought of so far.

But I think its quite good for a start.

I'm going to get rave reviews for my performance, like Jon Stewart at the Oscars

Me at Alice's Wedding - suave and professional

I'm also contemplating designs for my outfit. Currently something a'la the Digi Yellow Man is the frontrunner

My Wedding MC Outfit