Shopping List

As my bonus money crawls up from the dead chasm that is the Shanghai Stock Exchange Freak Out, I have amassed a list of things that I plan to buy as soon as I make a hundred bucks from my fraught filled outing with Bursa.


1. Set of Monkton Toys (remember the Hamster?)

(Bottom Left) The "Madness Hamster" by Edward Monkton: Every night they visit you, Every night they come, and bit by bit they steal your brain, and feed it to their mum

2. Dog Smile Fetch Toy

Ever suffer from hang dog expressions? Get tired of your pooch looking depressed all the time?

3. (and I've save the best for the last) THE FLYING MONKAY!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's a FLYING MONKAY!

The Perfect Cubicle Entertainment Centre!!!