Random thoughts
So on the werewolf thing, I wouldn't be the nasty type of werewolf, but more of the genial friendly neighbourhood type. I would only use my werewolfishness to stare menacingly at people who make me fed-up, but not actually bite them per se, because that would taste nasty.
In general, I would just roam about scaring birds and dogs, and do wild loping bounding joyful runs in the wilderness. This is not acceptable behaviour as a human, therefore I need to be a werewolf to do this with credibility. Also I would not bite people, because that would just reduce the overall uniqueness of being a werewolf by introducing other people into the gene pool.
Also I would have very nice fur, unlike the mangy matted look made infamous by your typical Hollywood horror movie. My fur would be soft and well groomed, and free of bits of leaves and clotted blood. Classy!
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In general, I would just roam about scaring birds and dogs, and do wild loping bounding joyful runs in the wilderness. This is not acceptable behaviour as a human, therefore I need to be a werewolf to do this with credibility. Also I would not bite people, because that would just reduce the overall uniqueness of being a werewolf by introducing other people into the gene pool.
Also I would have very nice fur, unlike the mangy matted look made infamous by your typical Hollywood horror movie. My fur would be soft and well groomed, and free of bits of leaves and clotted blood. Classy!
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3 Comments:
Hey, it's wei bing here, how's it going, glad to see that you're up and well. And keep up the good work with your blog..
Hello wb! i secretly read your blog too, but don't freak out or anything... cheers..
You could always add a touch of seasoning to make people taste better. Not that I encourage the eating of human flesh as a general rule, but I should think a werewolf has to eat like the rest of us!
Thanks for the kind comments on my blog. I shall certainly be popping in here regularly.
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