Big Boss's Version of Moses

Why didn't Moses get into the promised land? Because all his bloody followers keep complaining lah, no water lah, this lah, that lah.

So... Moses ask God. God said, touch the rock.

Moses go and touch the rock. And no water come out. So he get kan cheong and frustrated and angry.

So the bugger starts to wallop the rock.

And then water comes out. But then God say, you cannot go to the promise land because you kan cheong.

Moral of the story is: you must be CALM

Sometimes, I really love my Big Boss >_<