Health and Safety Alert!
Why Ipod Nano's are Hazardous to General Health and Well-being
1. Causes inadverdent breaking out into robot dance to Jamie Foxx's "U Still Got It" in middle of busy Bukit Bintang street much to amusement of hordes of foot massagers and touristy people.
2. Bosses's already low opinion of you plummets even more as he yells at you from 5 ft away until he is blue in the face to come over for discussion as you bop to the beats of Queen's "I Want To Break Free"
3. Make emotional crying faces in car during traffic jams as you belt out James Blunt's "Tears and Rain", incorrect lyrics and all
4. Spend all your 'I Must Finish My Report Time' converting CDs to iPod format, searching for CD covers to load onto iPod, and rating them (Oasis's "The Importance of Being Idle" - 4 stars!!!; David Tao's - "Black Tangerine" - 2 stars; Zhou Hua Jian's "Wang You Cao" - 3 stars )
5. Indiscriminately downloading multiple audiobooks from audible.com, and enthusiastically paying for it before remembering that prices are listed in US DOLLARS, while currency of salary received is RINGGIT which is 3.5 times smaller, making you a poorer, and sadder little person
1. Causes inadverdent breaking out into robot dance to Jamie Foxx's "U Still Got It" in middle of busy Bukit Bintang street much to amusement of hordes of foot massagers and touristy people.
2. Bosses's already low opinion of you plummets even more as he yells at you from 5 ft away until he is blue in the face to come over for discussion as you bop to the beats of Queen's "I Want To Break Free"
3. Make emotional crying faces in car during traffic jams as you belt out James Blunt's "Tears and Rain", incorrect lyrics and all
4. Spend all your 'I Must Finish My Report Time' converting CDs to iPod format, searching for CD covers to load onto iPod, and rating them (Oasis's "The Importance of Being Idle" - 4 stars!!!; David Tao's - "Black Tangerine" - 2 stars; Zhou Hua Jian's "Wang You Cao" - 3 stars )
5. Indiscriminately downloading multiple audiobooks from audible.com, and enthusiastically paying for it before remembering that prices are listed in US DOLLARS, while currency of salary received is RINGGIT which is 3.5 times smaller, making you a poorer, and sadder little person
Am the proud owner of a 4GB iPod Nano - Man's greatest invention after electricity and penicilin. (Silver colour, so very Non-Ah Lian. So cool!)
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