Freakazoid Gets Married: Part 1
Today is the first installment of what will be a recurring series here on Attack of the Pansies.
This is the story of how the Freakazoid (aka Freaky Alice) gets married.
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Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a very freaky person called Freaky Alice. One day, while this very freaky person was designing a large culvert for the state of California, she spied, in the corner of her eye, and equally freaky looking person named (coincidentally!) Freaky Hou.
It was love at first sight, for the two loving freaks were a match made in Freak Heaven. They both were lazy freaks who loved nothing better than lounging around and eating barbeque. Freaky Alice also found a connection not only with Freaky Hou, but with his Mahjong Playing Freaky Family where they all spent many hours freakily whiling away time going, "POM! MAHJONG!"
It was beautiful.
One day, Freaky Hou kidnapped Freaky Alice and tied her to a hot air balloon. While they were in the hot air balloon, Freaky Hou threatened to let the balloon sail to Uganda if Freaky Alice did not agree to marry him! Freaky Alice was not scared, but rather puzzled, she didn't know where Uganda was! After worrying for a while, she decided it was safer to just say yes.
And so... Freaky Alice was proposed to, and said yes.
End of Part 1
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This is the story of how the Freakazoid (aka Freaky Alice) gets married.
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Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a very freaky person called Freaky Alice. One day, while this very freaky person was designing a large culvert for the state of California, she spied, in the corner of her eye, and equally freaky looking person named (coincidentally!) Freaky Hou.
It was love at first sight, for the two loving freaks were a match made in Freak Heaven. They both were lazy freaks who loved nothing better than lounging around and eating barbeque. Freaky Alice also found a connection not only with Freaky Hou, but with his Mahjong Playing Freaky Family where they all spent many hours freakily whiling away time going, "POM! MAHJONG!"
It was beautiful.
One day, Freaky Hou kidnapped Freaky Alice and tied her to a hot air balloon. While they were in the hot air balloon, Freaky Hou threatened to let the balloon sail to Uganda if Freaky Alice did not agree to marry him! Freaky Alice was not scared, but rather puzzled, she didn't know where Uganda was! After worrying for a while, she decided it was safer to just say yes.
And so... Freaky Alice was proposed to, and said yes.
End of Part 1
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3 Comments:
dude, must you mention names? just to clarify to anyone who reads this blog and came across this retarded story, ME -- ALICE, NOT FREAKY, a bit on the cool side, quite frankly. ^_^v the writer, on the other hand, do have a very embarrasing trait of herself and was famously crowded for accordingly in PURDUE.
just realized a mistake in my post. "crowded" is suppose to be "crowned". i sincerely apologize for that, the 15 carats ring is handicapping my typing.
by the way, HAPPY ST. V'S DAY!!
OOOOOOOOoooARRRRH bringing out the 15 carat bling bling to blind us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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