Champion = Me

What kind of retard shows up at a SITE VISIT (think forest, think thick jungles, think hairy burly man with large parang slashing a path through thick Sulawesi jungle....)

in heels? o_O (and skirt)

....

What kind of retard, after...

- tramped through a forest in a skirt and disturbingly high heels
- vowed to wear proper steel toe boots and massive army pants with two thousand pockets to future site visites

waits a couple of months.... and (drumroll) shows up at a site visit in heels again... o_O

This time, no forests, but there was a Ginormous Ladder, not unlike the beanstalk Jack had to climb to rob the Giant.

Which was VERY TALL. and VERY SCARY. and however tall and SCARY ladders are. They are taller and scarier when you are wearing Hush Puppy Leather Heels.

To which the operations manager taking us around said, " Hmm, maybe your footwear is not so suitable..."

NOOoooOOooOoo... REeeeeaLLllLY??? You THINK?

Anyway, everyone always thought I was a bit of a prat. Now they think I'm a retarded prat. Goddammit.

The very tall ladder that the Champion had to climb up... in heels

I tell you. I'm the champion ok? I'm just the all time, awe inspiring, reigning, super power, CHAMPION.

Thank you. Thank you very much.