i'm orf

I'm orf on another trippy thing. This time to Singapore, Hong Kong and London, which makes me A Jetsetter. Yet another mark for the I'm So Cool Scorecard.

Officially, I am the Senior Analyst. In reality, I am the Document Carrier, Remember-To-Bring-Hotel-Reservations-er, Pay The Taxi Man-er, Note Takerer, Carry-Along-A-10-lb-Laptop-To-Make-One-Presentation-er...

Resolutions for Important Trip

1. I must not make stupid remarks
2. I must not smell funny
3. I must not giggle inappropriately
4. I must not fall asleep during presentations
5. I must be witty
6. I must be very intelligent, charming and warm company
7. I must not take my shoes off, unless area is secured
8. I must not spread my conjunctivitis to my bosses (important!)
9. I must not get drunk in front of bosses
10. I must not snort in disbelief when I hear something stupid

Ok.

This is a very important trip!

(roar!!!!!!)

Let's go.