Blogging fame

I don't understand why my blog is not super famous, and why people are trampling over one another to put advertising on my blog space. I want to be able to turn advertisers down based on "my beliefs and principles", but they are just refusing to cooperate.

I don't understand.

I mean. This is a terribly entertaining blog.

Terribly.

Entertaining.

......

Must. Stop. Finding. Excuse. To. Avoid. Work.

Now. Work.

Must. W.O.R.K!

Come on. I know I can do it. COME ON!!!

RooOOOOOooOOAAAAR!!!!

ok. i'm psyched.

Back to work.