Animal Checklist during Visit to Taiping Zoo
Chimpanzee : GINORMOUS prostrate. Very disturbing. Nightmare inducing.
Lion : Sat there with two lady friends. Yawned a bit. Moved once.
Harimau : Sleeping in cave (hidden)
Tapir : Sleeping at back of pen, but with ginormous ass visible
African Cow : Peed standing, splashing resting neighbor, the African deer
Ostrich : Followed us around. Stared at us with beady bird eyes. Peed while staring at us with beady bird eyes. Followed us around some more
Kancil : Limped around, peed, limped some more
Camel : Did a number 2.... WHILE EATING
Giraffe : Best behaved of the lot. Daintily moved from drinking to chewing leaves
Rhino : Preoccupied harrassing resident deer sharing pen
Hippo : Were a disturbing shade of pink
Kangaroos: Many of 'em. All Sleeping. Daft boring animals
Baboons: Solitary confinement. Sat looking very disgruntled and angry at the back of a nasty looking cage.
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RESULTS TALLY
No. of shameless public peeing animals : 3
No. of unhygenic eating-while-crapping animals : 1
No. of animals making animal love: 0 (sad)
Most likely to be arrested : Baboon
Most likely to be Voted Off : African Cow
Stalker of the Year : Ostrich
Best behaved and most lovable : Baby Giraffe
Lion : Sat there with two lady friends. Yawned a bit. Moved once.
Harimau : Sleeping in cave (hidden)
Tapir : Sleeping at back of pen, but with ginormous ass visible
African Cow : Peed standing, splashing resting neighbor, the African deer
Ostrich : Followed us around. Stared at us with beady bird eyes. Peed while staring at us with beady bird eyes. Followed us around some more
Kancil : Limped around, peed, limped some more
Camel : Did a number 2.... WHILE EATING
Giraffe : Best behaved of the lot. Daintily moved from drinking to chewing leaves
Rhino : Preoccupied harrassing resident deer sharing pen
Hippo : Were a disturbing shade of pink
Kangaroos: Many of 'em. All Sleeping. Daft boring animals
Baboons: Solitary confinement. Sat looking very disgruntled and angry at the back of a nasty looking cage.
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RESULTS TALLY
No. of shameless public peeing animals : 3
No. of unhygenic eating-while-crapping animals : 1
No. of animals making animal love: 0 (sad)
Most likely to be arrested : Baboon
Most likely to be Voted Off : African Cow
Stalker of the Year : Ostrich
Best behaved and most lovable : Baby Giraffe
5 Comments:
hello, **clears throat**, i'm a friend of your GORGEOUS BROTHER whom I think is totally GORGEOUS. i love your blog because its so totally amazing because your brother sent it to me in a GORGEOUS link.
AHmm...hello I am lily and I love reading your blog. Oh hmm about all the stuff said above, hmm... Howie just dared me to say all that so I did. But just FYI, every time GORGEOUS was typed, I thought of GEORGE-OUS...
Anyways, the point is to tell you that I really love your blog =P
my brother has very strange friends. I, on the other hand, am perfectly normal. He... was adopted.
Heh! My first not-under-coercion reader!!! (Not directly anyway).
yay!
Lily said that one of your links is broken, when you click on your older posts, instead of showing "previous posts" it lists the most recent ones.
I think this is because you changed the layout again or you broke something.
I'd fix it but it'll cost you money.
Also she thinks you should be an author. Quit your stupid job and write a book so I can be brother to famous author.
I fixed it. Go me.
I'm not giving you cash. Bite me.
thanks.
I don't understand why you won't give me money? I just don't understand? Why? Why?
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