YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE??????
MAKING LIFE CHANGING DECISIONS.
I hate it more than wet sweaty underwear after sports.
I hate it more than having my mom go through my personal stuff when I'm not around.
I hate it more than finding dog poo on my toilet carpet in the morning.
I hate it more than the bank account mysteriously telling me I have no money left.
I hate it more than getting many large unsightly zits on my face, at the same time, right before an important meeting or date.
I hate it more than I hate urban sprawl, highways and traffic jams.
I hate it more than people offerings unsolicited advice.
I hate it more than watered down beer.
I hate it more than Britney Spears.
....
But between making a life changing decision and Khairy Jamaluddin, I still hate Khairy more.
So there are worse things in life than being forced to make a Life Changing Decision.
And that is to Be Mr. Khairy Jamaluddin.
Poor dude.
I hate it more than wet sweaty underwear after sports.
I hate it more than having my mom go through my personal stuff when I'm not around.
I hate it more than finding dog poo on my toilet carpet in the morning.
I hate it more than the bank account mysteriously telling me I have no money left.
I hate it more than getting many large unsightly zits on my face, at the same time, right before an important meeting or date.
I hate it more than I hate urban sprawl, highways and traffic jams.
I hate it more than people offerings unsolicited advice.
I hate it more than watered down beer.
I hate it more than Britney Spears.
....
But between making a life changing decision and Khairy Jamaluddin, I still hate Khairy more.
So there are worse things in life than being forced to make a Life Changing Decision.
And that is to Be Mr. Khairy Jamaluddin.
Poor dude.

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