ROAD RAGE

Was driving off to work today when somebody started a-flashing me with them high beam headlights. Usually I tamely move aside and let whatever giant monster truck pass me by for fear that they will suddenly realize that its not so hard to run over a little car like mine.

Today, I just felt like being annoying so I stayed in my lane.

After a while, the flashing got a little more intense, and prolonged. So naturally I did what I had to do and slowed down just a little. And everytime she (and it was a she because I sneaked a peek) flashed me again, I slowed down that much more.

And then of course I tapped my brakes a little, just to scare her when she was tailing me.

So to the lady in the large white monster of a vehicle, driving along the sprint highway heading towards jalan damansara at about 7am today stuck behind a ratty looking blue silver vios, I just wanted to let you know, that if you have followed me at a respectable distance for a while and let me realize it, I would have let you pass right after the toll booth.

But because you were so trigger happy with your headlights, I hope I made you very late for whatever you were rushing towards.

Aah. The joys of being a road hogging bitch on an early wednesday morning.