RELATIVITY OF TIME
It's almost 6PM. And I have badminton at 6PM. And I'm waiting for someone to give me a letter so I can be a very well paid (but unreliable... although theyst do not knoweth that yet) postal person.
So RELATIVELY speaking, time is just whizzing past me as I sit here, and hope the letter comes soon. God speed, and all the other little prayers that will make the words flow easier for the one who drafts it.
quickly quickly.
Oh there's the door.
shit. it's not the letter.
....
Maybe if I went upstairs and stood breathing at the doorway. I mean breathing really heavily.
Whoops there's the door again.
Shit. Not the letter again
Like I was saying, breathing really heavily, and staring beadily at the writer. I mean, the writer being a very very senior boss person, this also means that I'd probably get fired. But more importantly, I think I would make it to badminton only slightly late as opposed to missing the whole damn thing, which is what looks like is GONNE HAPEN.
So RELATIVELY speaking, time is just whizzing past me as I sit here, and hope the letter comes soon. God speed, and all the other little prayers that will make the words flow easier for the one who drafts it.
quickly quickly.
Oh there's the door.
shit. it's not the letter.
....
Maybe if I went upstairs and stood breathing at the doorway. I mean breathing really heavily.
Whoops there's the door again.
Shit. Not the letter again
Like I was saying, breathing really heavily, and staring beadily at the writer. I mean, the writer being a very very senior boss person, this also means that I'd probably get fired. But more importantly, I think I would make it to badminton only slightly late as opposed to missing the whole damn thing, which is what looks like is GONNE HAPEN.
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