AN IMAGINARY CONVERSATION
Person: (handing me flyer) Would you like to...
Me: NO. I would NOT like to join your fitness center. For various reasons. Number one, I already have a fitness center membership. Number two, I think your fitness center is sucks and Number Three this is the oh my god, I don't know, BILLIONTH time you've asked me. Just because you ask the SAME question in different intonations, on different days, does not mean that I will not RECOGNIZE you, and remember distinctly that YESTERDAY just YESTERDAY you asked me the same question, to which I politely said NO. And now, I want to stab you.
(and then I stab him)
Me: NO. I would NOT like to join your fitness center. For various reasons. Number one, I already have a fitness center membership. Number two, I think your fitness center is sucks and Number Three this is the oh my god, I don't know, BILLIONTH time you've asked me. Just because you ask the SAME question in different intonations, on different days, does not mean that I will not RECOGNIZE you, and remember distinctly that YESTERDAY just YESTERDAY you asked me the same question, to which I politely said NO. And now, I want to stab you.
(and then I stab him)
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