UNOFFICIAL, UNENDORSED, AND TOTALLY ILLEGAL UPDATE ON 4th WORLD
It's still called fourth world.
The sewing machine has been sorted, and reprimanded for misbehaving. Now it's happily dripping in oil, and not making grumpy noises. It sews! Hurrah! Last I looked there was ONE SAIL that looked rather decent up close, but would look mindblowingly magnificent hung up on the wall.
The paintings(?) (the ? is because it's not really a painting per se. It's a painting plus installation. Thing. I can't describe... but its very pretty) are 75% ready. Shaz wants to sell them for an obscenely low price. After convincing her that her target market is not homeless people and school-going children, she has agreed to up it by a tiny bit. Good, I still think its worth more.
By the way I have a plan. To collect her works now. And push her off a cliff one day, thus securing my retirement fund. Bwahahahaha. I think its a genius plan.
The seawater has been collected. Don't ask. I was involved. I have a rash to prove it.
On her opening night, the theme song is, "You Win Again" by the Bee Gees. She doesn't know this yet, and hopefully will never know this because she would not be a happy puppy if she does. But in my head, that's the song I will be singing. She can't stop me from singing in my VERY OWN HEAD... hahahahahahahahaha... thwarted.
So far so good.
The sewing machine has been sorted, and reprimanded for misbehaving. Now it's happily dripping in oil, and not making grumpy noises. It sews! Hurrah! Last I looked there was ONE SAIL that looked rather decent up close, but would look mindblowingly magnificent hung up on the wall.
The paintings(?) (the ? is because it's not really a painting per se. It's a painting plus installation. Thing. I can't describe... but its very pretty) are 75% ready. Shaz wants to sell them for an obscenely low price. After convincing her that her target market is not homeless people and school-going children, she has agreed to up it by a tiny bit. Good, I still think its worth more.
By the way I have a plan. To collect her works now. And push her off a cliff one day, thus securing my retirement fund. Bwahahahaha. I think its a genius plan.
The seawater has been collected. Don't ask. I was involved. I have a rash to prove it.
On her opening night, the theme song is, "You Win Again" by the Bee Gees. She doesn't know this yet, and hopefully will never know this because she would not be a happy puppy if she does. But in my head, that's the song I will be singing. She can't stop me from singing in my VERY OWN HEAD... hahahahahahahahaha... thwarted.
So far so good.
5 Comments:
Dood! That tag board HAS TO GO. Don't make me come over there and set it right.
I know all about you and the Bee Gees. That song is creepy. Get some Johnny Cash in ya'!
4th World 4th World Come sew sum sails with me.
Lalaalallallalal
No shit. Please email me what I need to know so I can log in and utterly trash the board.
I trashed the board! GO ME! I saved the world yet again! Woot woot! /hamsterdance
Oh another thing your blog is now accessable as http://dr-evil.code-poets.org/
Its super-cali-fabu-listic-hyphenated.
also, i broke your website because i added dr-evil.code-poets.org but it will fix itself in < 48 hours.
also i fixed your aboutme link so you can brag about yourself in the third person.
also you can't tell a cd-rom from a slice of beef.
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