CONJUNK-TIVI-TEES
So I have conjunctivitis.
....
No I haven't been peeping into guy toilets. Hahahahaha... you crack me up. You're so funny.... Keep your day job, you're no Chris Rock.
This doctor I went to, (not my regular doctor who will give me a very dirty look, shoo me out of her office, and call my parents to report my sissy behaviour, for coming to her with a little bitty weevil red eye) was a strange little man. Apparently he's quite the hotshot amongst the churchy people, ex-professor at NUS, pious little man, and its pretty close to my house, so I decided to pop over there.
Anyway, for CONJUNCTIVITIS, this infectious but generally un-dangerous disease mind you, he prescribed to me:
Painkillers
Doctor: Does your eye hurt?
Me: Not at all.
Doctor: Ok, I will give you painkillers.
Anti-itching thingies
Doctor: Does your eye itch?
Me: Not really. It's just slightly sensitive.
Doctor: Ok, I will give you this anti-itch. You can also use it when you have rashes.
Antibiotics
Doctor: I will also give you antibiotics. This is a 10 day course. Usually people take 7 days, but I'm going to give you 10 just in case.
Eye drops
Doctor: I'm going to give you some eye drops
Me: Yes, thanks I think that would help.
And it cost me 75 bucks.
MAaAAaaan.
....
No I haven't been peeping into guy toilets. Hahahahaha... you crack me up. You're so funny.... Keep your day job, you're no Chris Rock.
This doctor I went to, (not my regular doctor who will give me a very dirty look, shoo me out of her office, and call my parents to report my sissy behaviour, for coming to her with a little bitty weevil red eye) was a strange little man. Apparently he's quite the hotshot amongst the churchy people, ex-professor at NUS, pious little man, and its pretty close to my house, so I decided to pop over there.
Anyway, for CONJUNCTIVITIS, this infectious but generally un-dangerous disease mind you, he prescribed to me:
Painkillers
Doctor: Does your eye hurt?
Me: Not at all.
Doctor: Ok, I will give you painkillers.
Anti-itching thingies
Doctor: Does your eye itch?
Me: Not really. It's just slightly sensitive.
Doctor: Ok, I will give you this anti-itch. You can also use it when you have rashes.
Antibiotics
Doctor: I will also give you antibiotics. This is a 10 day course. Usually people take 7 days, but I'm going to give you 10 just in case.
Eye drops
Doctor: I'm going to give you some eye drops
Me: Yes, thanks I think that would help.
And it cost me 75 bucks.
MAaAAaaan.
2 Comments:
Clearly he's not a very good doctor. A good doctor would have also prescribed Vitamin C in case you had a runny nose, and just to be absolutely sure, he'd have given you a flu shot too.
Yeah, also he would have lectured you on being a peeping tom.
Oh ha ha ha ha.
'Sometimes I understand your partiality for your friend. He derives the greatest satisfaction from the smallest stream of wit than anyone else I know'.
Lemme alone. I want a haircut, a bikini and a beach, in that order, after all this is over.
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