ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER..
dollar?
puppy?
indescribable menstrual cramp?
Anyway my BROTHER, the geek, managed to take the tag-board off my website. Actually I was beginning to get rather fond of it, despite it reeking of insincerity. There's nothing like waves and waves of flattery to make you puff up with pride and make you feel like people actually read your blog, when in actual fact it is a mental robot sending random messages to random tag boards all around the world. whee. Anyway it is gone now. Let us have a moment of silence...
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Also he has made my "about me" page work again. The page is now of course, completely irrelevant, because it was written while I was an intern (that was YONKS ago) bumming around in a company, dodging from the eyes of the bosses, but still getting paid (IN CASH mind you). Aaah. Those were the days. Now I am no longer an intern, and things are a far cry from where they used to be. For example, instead of outrageous bumming, I now stealthily bum. You may think little of this, but it is An Art. A Skill. To be stealthily bumming when you work in an office with Glass Walls, meaning you are forever Visible. It means knowing, AT ALL TIMES, the emergency screen which you must immediately flick to when your senses tell you that your associates and directors are within a 2 ft radius. Typically the screen should be a presentation, excel spreadsheet or bloomberg.
Also, it takes away dodging from the bosses element, because I just plain can't. Also I get paid in a check, that is sneakily alot smaller than the sum I am promised on my appointment letter. This is of course due to the magical powers of EPF and SOCSO, NOT some random dude skimming off my pay. But still, I can't help but feel a little cheated and hurt every month when the invisble hand taketh away my money.
So things are Very Different today, than they were yesterday.
ok ciao.
puppy?
indescribable menstrual cramp?
Anyway my BROTHER, the geek, managed to take the tag-board off my website. Actually I was beginning to get rather fond of it, despite it reeking of insincerity. There's nothing like waves and waves of flattery to make you puff up with pride and make you feel like people actually read your blog, when in actual fact it is a mental robot sending random messages to random tag boards all around the world. whee. Anyway it is gone now. Let us have a moment of silence...
....
Also he has made my "about me" page work again. The page is now of course, completely irrelevant, because it was written while I was an intern (that was YONKS ago) bumming around in a company, dodging from the eyes of the bosses, but still getting paid (IN CASH mind you). Aaah. Those were the days. Now I am no longer an intern, and things are a far cry from where they used to be. For example, instead of outrageous bumming, I now stealthily bum. You may think little of this, but it is An Art. A Skill. To be stealthily bumming when you work in an office with Glass Walls, meaning you are forever Visible. It means knowing, AT ALL TIMES, the emergency screen which you must immediately flick to when your senses tell you that your associates and directors are within a 2 ft radius. Typically the screen should be a presentation, excel spreadsheet or bloomberg.
Also, it takes away dodging from the bosses element, because I just plain can't. Also I get paid in a check, that is sneakily alot smaller than the sum I am promised on my appointment letter. This is of course due to the magical powers of EPF and SOCSO, NOT some random dude skimming off my pay. But still, I can't help but feel a little cheated and hurt every month when the invisble hand taketh away my money.
So things are Very Different today, than they were yesterday.
ok ciao.
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