NEW(?) ADDITION
There is a new dog in my house.
My previous dogs are listed as follows:
1. Wo-wo
2. Bobby
3. Boy
4. Beebee
Which has caused shazzeroni much concern and many sleepness nights, because apparently stupid names breed stupid dogs. She has been proven right so far, with all of my dogs turning out to be afflicted by the same brand of canine down syndrome. Fortunately they are all very pretty, stupidly affectionate, and very very bully-able, so I overlook their lack of intelligence.
Anyway. So, we had a "Talk" and she sat me down sternly and told me I should never ever ever name my dogs really stupid names again. So I said yes. Ok. You are right.
And then there was this new dog. Sort of wandered around into my house. Introduced himself to my family by peeing around on the couch, tearing apart a few cushions, leaving a very distinctive pong wherever he wanders (and that's everywhere). Anyway I suspect he's here to stay, although my other current dog is currently trying to kill him with devious sneaky little doggish ploys.
ANYWAY ANYWAY I DIGRESS.
The dog. I named him SEBASTIAN. after Sebastian Faulkner, Sebastian the Lobster (Little Mermaid), Sebastian Bach, NOT Guy Sebastian.
But now, he only ever answers to King-King. Because that's what me mom calls him.
So much for respectable dog names.
My previous dogs are listed as follows:
1. Wo-wo
2. Bobby
3. Boy
4. Beebee
Which has caused shazzeroni much concern and many sleepness nights, because apparently stupid names breed stupid dogs. She has been proven right so far, with all of my dogs turning out to be afflicted by the same brand of canine down syndrome. Fortunately they are all very pretty, stupidly affectionate, and very very bully-able, so I overlook their lack of intelligence.
Anyway. So, we had a "Talk" and she sat me down sternly and told me I should never ever ever name my dogs really stupid names again. So I said yes. Ok. You are right.
And then there was this new dog. Sort of wandered around into my house. Introduced himself to my family by peeing around on the couch, tearing apart a few cushions, leaving a very distinctive pong wherever he wanders (and that's everywhere). Anyway I suspect he's here to stay, although my other current dog is currently trying to kill him with devious sneaky little doggish ploys.
ANYWAY ANYWAY I DIGRESS.
The dog. I named him SEBASTIAN. after Sebastian Faulkner, Sebastian the Lobster (Little Mermaid), Sebastian Bach, NOT Guy Sebastian.
But now, he only ever answers to King-King. Because that's what me mom calls him.
So much for respectable dog names.
2 Comments:
She's bound to run out of cute repetitive monosyllabic noises eventually. Right after CeCe, DeeDee, EffEff, Gigi, JayJay, Kaykay, Elle, Em-Em, En-En, PeePee (I think she might skip this one), Q-Q, Titi, Vivi, ZeeZee.
Sadly I think that sads more about the intellect of mother than the dogs.
Give a dog a stupid name and you got a stupid dog. The brightest dog I've ever known was called Samuel L. Dawg. He even had a middle name. That's how smart he is. If there was an IQ test for dogs he would be right up there.
He was so smart he knew when he was doing something wrong but he did it anyway. Then he blamed it on Samantha (the other dog) by pretending to have been sleeping all this time. Fortunately, pawprint forensics is not difficult.
Incidently, I don't know what L stood for. I always called Samuel L. Dawg, Sam. Or Sammy. Or Sam-Sam. In 20 years all my dogs will be named King-King too ;(
well, *I* I am going to call it Sebastian. MR. Sebastian, even.
Confused childhood be-damned.
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