GEMS OF WISDOM
Little nuggets of awe-inspiring wisdom from the Boss:
1. You know, no one taught me this
2. Notice how I'm a very action oriented person
3. You people don't know how lucky you are
4. Knowledge sharing
5. Fucker
6. I think you're beginning to realize howI am ((insert positive adjective))
7. You guys think I'm... ((insert random name)) badis worse!
8. Notice how I am very busy, but I have the time to pay attention to details
9. I've never met ((insert random bigshot name)), but he knows us (me) and loves us (me), and wants to shower us with money!
10. Call a spade a spade
I write lots of shit about this man, but secretly in some weird way, I think he's ok. Which is high praise for him. He's just, young, brash and can be really abrasive at times. But his heart is in the right place. An annoying, but good man. Very annoying.
So yesterday I went for this art gallery opening at Reka Art Space. (For all you sad gits out there who are not "in" the cool art scene, Reka shows all the stuff from budding artists. Not all the oldish pompous ones who prance around in orange indian sarongs making thousands of dollars a minute. No these are the real starving artists, on the edge, hungry, and just trying to Make Good Art. Sometimes they make Not So Good Art, but the effort is there and we must applaud them for it)
A sidenote, I was invited to the opening, ergo, I am cool.
Anyway, there was this Christmas tree there, and this art person had put alot of used condoms, stuffed them into unused ones, blew them up, and hung it on the tree. I don't think Baby Jesus would approve. Really.
It was weirdly fascinating, like watching dogs hump. Its wrong, but you can't help but stare.
Anyway, it was selling for RM500.
....
Sorry. It's just that I don't think I would pay 500 bucks for the pleasure of having an ornamental sperm bank in my living room. But it was a neat idea nevertheless, and I think the artist probably didn't really expect anyone to actually buy it. Unless the buyer turned out to be a PSYCHOPATH.
Heh.
Anyway. I'm writing alot because I have an exam on Sunday.
If you have been reading my blog posts, you will know what that means.
Very prolific time for me. Exams.
Also I'm writing from a Jaring dial-up because my stupid Ethernet modem bailed out on me. WHY??? WHHHHHHHHYYYYY???
Enough drama for the day.
cheerio. toodle-doo.
1. You know, no one taught me this
2. Notice how I'm a very action oriented person
3. You people don't know how lucky you are
4. Knowledge sharing
5. Fucker
6. I think you're beginning to realize how
7. You guys think I'm... ((insert random name)) bad
8. Notice how I am very busy, but I have the time to pay attention to details
9. I've never met ((insert random bigshot name))
10. Call a spade a spade
I write lots of shit about this man, but secretly in some weird way, I think he's ok. Which is high praise for him. He's just, young, brash and can be really abrasive at times. But his heart is in the right place. An annoying, but good man. Very annoying.
So yesterday I went for this art gallery opening at Reka Art Space. (For all you sad gits out there who are not "in" the cool art scene, Reka shows all the stuff from budding artists. Not all the oldish pompous ones who prance around in orange indian sarongs making thousands of dollars a minute. No these are the real starving artists, on the edge, hungry, and just trying to Make Good Art. Sometimes they make Not So Good Art, but the effort is there and we must applaud them for it)
A sidenote, I was invited to the opening, ergo, I am cool.
Anyway, there was this Christmas tree there, and this art person had put alot of used condoms, stuffed them into unused ones, blew them up, and hung it on the tree. I don't think Baby Jesus would approve. Really.
It was weirdly fascinating, like watching dogs hump. Its wrong, but you can't help but stare.
Anyway, it was selling for RM500.
....
Sorry. It's just that I don't think I would pay 500 bucks for the pleasure of having an ornamental sperm bank in my living room. But it was a neat idea nevertheless, and I think the artist probably didn't really expect anyone to actually buy it. Unless the buyer turned out to be a PSYCHOPATH.
Heh.
Anyway. I'm writing alot because I have an exam on Sunday.
If you have been reading my blog posts, you will know what that means.
Very prolific time for me. Exams.
Also I'm writing from a Jaring dial-up because my stupid Ethernet modem bailed out on me. WHY??? WHHHHHHHHYYYYY???
Enough drama for the day.
cheerio. toodle-doo.
6 Comments:
Oi I put your blog on my blog. But I called you The Godzilla King instead of Godzilla The Lizard King. S'ok? ok. nvmind I go to change it.
Study, you procrastinating wretch!
ps. i got stoned last night. kill the pain with herbal supplements. kill it.
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